XPlosion V

Alicia Fox's theme hits and Alicia Fox and John Morrison come out.
Justin Roberts: The following match is scheduled for one fall! On her way to the ring...at the weight of 129 pounds...accompanied to the ring by John Morrison...Alicia Fox!

Alicia and John taunt in slow motion and make their way to the ring. John walks over to the apron as Alicia climbs in the ring.

The Glamazon hits and Beth Phoenix comes out. Alicia walks around the ring as Beth lifts her belt up.

Justin: On her way to the ring, she is the EWE Women's Champion, weighing in at 150 pounds, Beth Phoenix!

Beth hands the belt to the referee and he puts it on the announcers' table. The referee slides back in and the ring bell hits. Alicia and Beth have a test of strength, then Beth shoves away Alicia. Beth punches Alicia, then chokes her. The ref gets her to stop. Dropkick out of nowhere by Alicia! John claps it up from the outside.

Michael Cole: Alicia turned the tables with that dropkick!

Alicia leaps back up and goes a hurricaranna, Beth reverses it into a powerbomb! Cover!


Matt Striker: And the momentum goes back to Beth.

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Kickout! Alicia rolls over and gets up. Beth goes for a clothesline but Alicia ducks! Beth hits the ropes and goes for another! Alicia ducks! Beth hits the ropes and stays back! Alicia goes for a dropkick thinking she would go again! Alicia gets up, clothesline by Beth! Beth stomps on Alicia, then Alicia takes down her leg! Alicia rolls over and applies a headlock. After about half a minute, Beth elbows out. Beth hits a toekick and grabs Alicia for a fisherman's suplex! Beth goes for the Fisherman's Suplex...Alicia lands on one foot and breaks away! Foxy Kick out of nowhere! Cover!

Michael Cole: Alicia nails the Foxy Kick on Beth!

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3!!! Alicia Fox has beaten the Women's Champ, Beth Phoenix!

Matt Striker: What a shame, she won a non title match and I didn't see puppies.

John rolls in and lifts up Alicia's hand as her music plays in the back.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

I Am Perfection hits and Dolph Ziggler comes out.

Justin Roberts: The following tag team match is set for one fall! On his way to the ring, weighing in at 221 pounds, Dolph Ziggler!

Dolph rolls into the ring, gets up, then pulls his hair back.
The Dudleyz theme hits as D-Von Dudley walks out to the ring.

Justin Roberts: And his partner, weighing in at 260 pounds, D-Von Dudley!

D-von and Dolph shake hands as they wait for their opponents.
The Dudley Theme hits again as Bubba Ray Dudley comes out.

Justin Roberts: On his way to the ring, weighing in at 329 pounds, Bubba Ray Dudley!

Bubba and D-Von stare at each other until Bubba hops onto the apron. This Fire Burns hits and CM Punk comes to the stage, holding his World Wrestling Championship.

Justin Roberts: And his partner, weighing in at 222 pounds, he is the only Straight-Edge World Champion, CM Punk!

CM climbs through the ropes as D-Von Dudley hangs on the apron. Dolph and Punk shuffle around the ring, until they both rush in and struggle for an attack. CM shoves Dolph then punches him. Punk runs for a clothesline, but Dolph ducks under his arm and kicks his leg, knocking him down. Dolph hits an elbow drop then goes for the pin. Bubba waits as Punk's leg is under the rope. Dolph elbow drops again, gets up, then elbow drops. Dolph pulls Punk to the center of the ring, then hits another elbow drop. Cover!
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Bubba Ray stomps on Dolph. The referee leads Bubba to the apron, but his back is turned as CM Punk pokes Dolph in the eye!
Matt Striker: That's not kosher! But, it's not a crime if you don't get caught.
Punk hits a toekick, then applies a double underhook! Dolph shoves Punk away and hits a kick, followed by a dropkick! Cover! D-Von runs in and clotheslines Bubba. Dolph goes for the pin!
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Kickout! The ref gets up and leads D-Von to the apron, as CM Punk rolls and tags in Bubba. Bubba rushes in and punches D-Von as he climbs through the ropes, making him hit his groin on the ropes!
Michael Cole: Yikes, right in the pee pee.
Matt Striker: Pee pee?
D-Von bounces back and Bubba hits a Samoan drop on him. Dolph runs in for a clothesline, but Bubba throws his fist in Dolph's face! Cover!
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Bubba is pulled off by D-Von, who rolls out of the ring. Bubba gets on the ropes, staring at D-Von. Dolph rolls him up!
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Stomp from CM Punk!
Michael Cole: Ohh, so close!
Punk gets onto the apron as Dolph lifts Bubba up and carries him to the turnbuckle. Dolph tags D-Von, and Dolph holds Bubba. D-Von kicks Bubba in the stomach. Dolph gets onto the apron. D-Von grabs Bubba by the neck, then repeatedly punches his face in. D-Von lifts Bubba on the turnbuckle.
Matt Striker: Oh, testify!
Punk runs in and forearms D-Von into Bubba! Bubba lifts him into powerbomb position! CM Punk tags himself in! Bubba hits the powerbomb off the turnbuckle! Punk goes for the pin as Bubba rolls out! Bubba is hit with a dropkick by Dolph.
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Dolph tags himself in as the ref stops counting! CM Punk argues with the ref, Zig Zag! Cover!
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3!!! Dolph Ziggler has pinned CM Punk! I Am Perfection hits!
Michael Cole: What a match! This better not be the last time these men go at it again!
Dolph lifts up D-Von and both men leave the ring, albeit D-Von being tired.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Kings of Sexy theme hits the PA System as they comes out, doing their combined taunt. They have their tag team titles hanging down on their tights. Back to the crowd and side by side, Jericho does his taunt and Morrison does his as smoke pours from backstage, all in slow motion! Alicia walks out through the smoke.

Justin Roberts: This following match, is a tag team match! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Alicia Perez, with a combined weight of 449 pounds... The team of John Morrison and Chris Jericho. They are your XPlosion Tag Team Champions!... THE KINGS...OF SEXY!!!

They walk down to the ring and John kisses Alicia before entering the ring, by that time, Chris Jericho is bouncing on the ropes looking at the capacity crowd. Legacy theme hits!

Justin Roberts: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 454 pounds the team of Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase...THE LEGACY!

Rhodes and DiBiase slowly walk down the ramp then enter the ring. Cody Rhodes will start the match with Chris Jericho. The bell rings as JoMo and DiBiase Jr. leave to the apron. Rhodes and Y2J engage on a lock-up. Rhodes manages to slip under Jericho's right arm and grab him by his back for a Belly To Back Suplex. The American Nightmare starts stomping Jericho. Picks him up, Irish Whip to the turnbuckle, Cross Body! Rhodes quickly climbs the turnbuckle and jumps for the Moonsault, but Jericho gets out of the way! Cody lands on his feet but Jericho hits a toe kick and a Spinning Neckbreaker.

Matt Striker: Did you see the altitude on that Moonsault!? Cody Rhodes is one talented son of a bitch!

Michael Cole: But the veteran Chris Jericho capitalizes!

Chris tags John in, Morrison springboards to hit a Clothesline while Cody was getting up. Pin!

1!...2!..KICKOUT!

Morrison lifts up Cody while Ted DiBiase tries to "enter the ring" in order to distract the referee, LOW BLOW BY RHODES!!! As the ref turns around he sees both wrestlers grounded on the mat. He starts counting to 10.

Michael Cole: What a dirty move!

Matt Striker: What are you talking about, Cole?

Cody stretches his arm to tag in DiBiase and rolls out of the ring. Ted stomps John Morrison, Randy Orton-like. Jericho is jumping on the apron stretching his arm. DiBiase lifts Morrison by the back, going for Dream Street!!... John Morrison releases himself from the hold, but Ted capitalizes by kicking him in the gut, he shoves Morrison onto the turnbuckle! Shoulder first into the ring post!!! Irish Whip to the ropes, Spinebuster! Pin!

1!...2!..KICKOUT!

DiBiase tags Rhodes in again, Double Back Suplex!! Rhodes taunts behind John while he gets up, reverse facelock!

Michael Cole: HE'S GOING FOR CROSSRHODES!!!

CROSSRHODES! PIN!

1!...2!....KICKOUT IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!!

Cody grabs his head, amazed, second pin!

1!...2!...KICKOUT!

Jericho keeps leaping on the apron stretching his arm to the limit, trying to reach for the tag! The crowd is clapping! "K.O.S.! K.O.S.!" chants are heard as Rhodes and DiBiase stare at the crowd, with a Randy Orton kind of look, really Viper-like. Rhodes stands behind John as he slowly gets up. Going for a second Crossrhodes! He grabs him! JOHN MORRISON LEAPS BACK AND HITS A BACK FLIP KICK!! Both Rhodes and Morrison try to reach for a tag! JERICHO GETS TAGGED! Rhodes gets up and tries to hit him! Clothesline! Elbow to DiBiase! Teddy doesn't fall down. CODEBREAKER! TRIANGLE DROPKICK ON DIBIASE! LIONSAULT!

1!...2!...PUNT KICK BY ORTON!

Randy Orton had entered the ring while Jericho was in the air for the Lionsault, the bell rings. John Morrison enters the ring and trades blows with Randy, RKO! Legacy and Orton taunt in the ring over the grounded bodies of Chris Jericho and John Morrison, Alicia tries to enter the ring but she knows she can't until Legacy leaves.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Live For The Moment hits as Matt Hardy comes out. Matt taunts as he makes his way to the ring.

Matt Striker: What a great star XPlosion has aquired, Matt Hardy! Now we'll get to see him in action against former International Champ, Edge!

Michael Cole: But unfortunately the viewers at home will have to wait after this commercial break to see this match-up. Matt Hardy vs Edge, next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Edge is out of the ring with Matt. Matt Irish whips Edge at the stairs, but Edge runs up! Edge leaps off the apron and hits a dropkick! The ref is at 4 with counts! Edge lifts up Matt and Irish whips him back into the ring. Edge rolls into the ring and taunts on the rope, ready for a spear. The fans cheer "Spear! Spear! Spear!" Matt gets up, tired, and turns around...Side Effect! Matt reversed the spear into a Side Effect! Matt places his arm over Edge's shoulder!
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Kickout! Matt is visibly surprised. Matt gets up, school boy roll up by Edge!
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Kickout! The crowd has mixed cheers for both Edge and Matt. Both men get up. Matt runs for a clothesline...Edge-o-Matic!
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Kickout!
Matt Striker: So close!
Matt rolls over and hoists himself up with the ropes. Edge is taunting again!
Michael Cole: Oh no.
Matt ducks as Edge flies overhead! Edge gets up, toekick!
Michael Cole: Here it comes!
Twist of Fate! Cover!
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3!!! Matt Hardy has beaten Edge! Live for the Moment hits as Matt taunts, then lifts up Edge. Matt exits the ring, taunting

ANOTHER(!) COMMERCIAL BREAK

JBL's theme hits the PA System as he comes out, walking, instead of entering on a limo. He has his Legend's Championship belt resting on his shoulder as he walks down the ramp for a mixed crowd reaction.

Justin Roberts: This following match, is scheduled for One Fall, and it's for the Legend's Championship!!!! This match will have no rules, at all! Introducing first, from New York City, New York. He is the current Legend's Champion... John...BRADSHAW...LAYFIELD!

JBL enters the ring and lifts his title up in the air as Voices hits the PA. Randy Orton slowly appears on stage and takes his time walking down the ramp.

Justin Roberts: Introducing the challenger, from St. Louis, Missouri. The Viper...RRRANDYY ORTON!!!!

Orton stares down JBL whilst he walks around the ring. He slowly enters the ring, they stare at each other in the eye, the bell rings. Randy Orton and JBL lock up, the crowd is on Bradshaw's side. The grappling leads the smaller man to the corner as Layfield outpowers him. Thumb in the eye by Randy Orton! Irish Whip by Orton, Cross Body on the turnbuckle, Orton hits his signature Backbreaker!! Pin!

1!...2!.KICKOUT!

Randy lifts JBL, pulling his hair, Irish Whip, The Viper tries to hit the Spinning Powerslam but Bradshaw is too heavy and Orton doesn't have enough momentum to pull it off, Big Boot by John Bradshaw Layfield! Pin!

1!...KICKOUT!

JBL lifts up Orton and starts hitting strikes to his face. Irish Whip to the turnbuckle, countered! Randy runs to a cornered Bradshaw and hits a Turnbuckle Clothesline, Bulldog! Randy stares evily at his opponent, Knee Drop!! Orton starts stomping JBL viciously! He walks out of the ring and gets a steel chair from under the ring. JBL is trying to get up as Orton enters the ring.

Michael Cole: What's he doing?!?!

Matt Striker: Entertaining!

Chair Shot to the skull!!! Pin!

1!...2!...KICKOUT IN THE NICK OF TIME!

The crowd cheers a bit when Layfield kicks out. Randy angrily lays down and starts stomping the mat, viciously, readying for the RKO! JBL gets up, RKO...COUNTERED! Randy falls on the mat as John Bradshaw Layfield leans back on the ropes for some rest, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! PIN!

1!...LEGACY ENTER THE RING AND BREAK THE COUNT!!!

Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase start stomping the hell out of Layfield! The Kings of Sexy run from the stage and enter the ring, a brawl begins!! Chris Jericho and Ted DiBiase trade blows while Cody Rhodes corners John Morrison with a lock-up. Bradshaw gets up and grabs Rhodes by the back! He lifts him then spins him onto a Powerbomb position, BRADSHAW BOMB TO THE OUTSIDE!!! JBL hits DiBiase with a Big Boot!

Matt Striker: JBL! THE WRESTLING GOD!

Kings of Sexy leave the ring and start stomping Teddy and Goldust's Brother. BRADSHAW BOMB ON RANDY ORTON! PIN!

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Justin Roberts: And the winner of this match, and still... EWE'S LEGEND'S CHAMPION, John "Bradshaw" Layfield... J...B...L!!!!

John Bradshaw Layfield's theme hits as he gets his title and taunts with it, walking back up the ramp onto the backstage area. Randy Orton lays on the ring staring at him.

Michael Cole: It's over!! JBL is still the Legend's Champion!!

Matt Striker: Exactly! Bradshaw did everything to win and he annyhilated Orton without even using foreign objects, he is indeed, EWE's Wrestling God, period!

YET ANOTHER, YES YOU HEARD ME...ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK

The steel cage on the roof is lowered onto the ring and Stan secures it as the crowd goes nuts. Don't Waste My Time hits and Elijah Dinero comes out. The crowd goes wild. He appears unhappy.

Michael Cole: And here's our main event of the night! Elijah Dinero vs Batista in a steel cage match!

Justin Roberts: The following match, is a steel cage match! On his way to the ring, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is Your Pope, Elijah Dinero!

Elijah walks through the door and awaits Batista. I Walk Alone hits and the crowd boos. Batista walks to the ring.

Michael Cole: What animosity between these two, this is going to be a great match.

Batista climbs in the ring, and a referee locks the door. Batista and Elijah shuffle for a bit, then Batista runs for a forearm. Batista hits the forearm and then an elbow drop. Batista gets up and begins climbing. Elijah rolls over and climbs behind Batista. German Suplex! Elijah gets up and starts climbing.

Matt Striker: What a German suplex! Kick his ass!

Elijah is about to get out when Batista low blows him! A few seconds later Elijah falls off.

Michael Cole: Ohh, close but no cigar.

Batista stomps Elijah repeatedly and lifts him up. Batista grabs Elijah and slams him into the steel! Batista then Irish whips Elijah at the turnbuckle, and Elijah bounces off, dazed. Batista goes to unlock the door, and turns around to see Elijah. Elijah Express!

Matt Striker: Choo choo! Elijah Express!

Both Batista and Elijah fall. A minute later Elijah rolls to the ropes and lifts himself up. He begins climbing!

Michael Cole: Elijah could win it right here!

Elijah slowly climbs the steel structure. Elijah reaches the top! Batista rolls over then shakes the cage! Elijah loses his grab and is hanging upside down! Batista laughs then hits the opposite ropes. Forearm to Elijah's face! Elijah rolls onto the mat, even more dazed then before. Batista runs...Elijah spins around a spear! Batista gets up and turns around, STO! Elijah starts climbing!

Matt Striker: What the hell?

Bubba Ray Dudley comes from backstage and hits the cage, making Elijah fall down to the mat! Security forces Dudley backstage.

Michael Cole: That's not fair!

In a minute, Batista gets up, groggy, and lifts Elijah between his legs! Batista lifts him up, Elijah falls behind Batista! Elijah Experience onto the cage out of nowhere!

Michael Cole: Elijah Experience! It's over!

A celebrating but possibly injured Elijah climbs up the cage and over the top! Elijah wins! Elijah lies on the outside.

Justin Roberts: The winner by escaping the cage, Elijah Dinero!

SHOW CLOSES