PWNING Beth

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The scene fades in, showing CM Punk sitting on a chair backstage. He’s holding a mic in his hand, next to him is a table with papers and a pen. The fans start to boo. CM Punk starts to mock them in his part.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Good evening to you too.

The crowd starts to chant “You sold out”.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
I sold out? To what? A bunch of imbeciles that ignored my instructions, my advice? While you my dear fellows, you sold your life. You’ve put your family aside. You stopped being human the moment you decided to go to a bar instead of the grocery store. The moment you bought a pack of cigarettes and forgot the reason you were there, buying dippers for your new born. And what do you do? You go ahead and blame it on stress, on work, on life! I have the stress that comes with being a champion, I have to sweet and bleed to keep my job. And, unlike most of you, I have a life.

The crowd boos again.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Tonight, will be my last night as a Genesis superstar. However, I’m leaving behind me a legacy! I have started a petition, one addressing the face that people get allowed to bring beer into a Genesis show. I’ve been told that if I can gather seventeen thousand signatures, bringing beer into a show will be banned. Therefore, I’m asking all of you to sign, for your family’s sake. And I have hand-picked someone to start this revaluation. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dewy!

The camera zooms out, showing a fat dark skin man. He’s wearing a security guard’s outfit.

::: Lowy The Dewy :::
= LOWY =
It’s Lowy actually.

CM Punk doesn’t pay him any attention.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Whatever Dewy…

::: Lowy The Dewy :::
= LOWY =
Lowy!

CM Punk continues like he didn’t hear anything.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
You see, Dewy here…

::: Lowy The Dewy :::
= LOWY =
Lowy…

Once again, Punk continues like he didn’t hear anything.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Is an alcoholic. His family is down on its luck and are barely able to get by…

::: Lowy The Dewy :::
= LOWY =
We’re doing pretty fine, actually. My wife has a great job…

CM Punk is frustrated at Lowy this time.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Look, it’s my story, understood? Interrupt me one more time and you’re out of here! Ok, Dewy?

Lowy is shocked by Punk’s fury and responses in a scared voice this time.

::: Lowy The Dewy :::
= LOWY =
It’s Lowy!

Punk’s face becomes red, as he’s filled with anger.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
OUT!

Lowy slides the chair out and gets up, he heads out of the camera view.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
You, come here!

A white, fat, male, security guard sits on the chair.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
What’s your name?

::: The Transsexual :::
= SAM =
Sam.

CM Punk laughs.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
That’s a trans sexual name, isn’t it?

Sam looks afraid to say no.

::: The Transsexual :::
= SAM =
Yes.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Well, ladies and gentlemen, Sam here has recently became a male. Sadly, she wasn’t able to shake her old female habits. So she thought that drinking beer is the way to show her new… “manly” aspects. But Samantha my dear, drinking beer isn’t manly. No, not at all. Is drinking your troubles away instead of facing them head on manly?... I didn’t think so! Being straightedge, is the true way to show your manliness. Show sign this petition and one day, you too might become manly!...

Punk looks at Sam from head to toe.

::: The Straight Edge Messiah :::
= CM Punk =
Just… Don’t get your hopes up!

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I'll try to post more if I find the time tomorrow

Guest

Wow....

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